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Dive into the paradoxical world of Danger Water – where the only thing dangerous is how undangerous it really is! Crafted from the rarest form of H2O – Di-Hydrogen Monoxide – this liquid marvel is a masterclass in molecular audacity.Throw on top of that the scientisty stuff we do to transmorgulate Carbon Di-Oxide on to the 2 Hydrogen and single Oxy molecule and you have a beverage so EXTREME it has DI in the name TWICE!! The smart people here made a  patented pending Transmorgulator with a dial that goes to Eleven - meaning we carb those suckers to the max!  It's risque but we do it because we like to to find the line and lean over it - and Danger Water gives us the clarity of mind to do that! Danger Water - The Ultimate Dihydrogen Monoxide Adventure!Dare to dive into Danger Water, where every Can is a vortex of pure, unadulterated dihydrogen monoxide. This isn't just hydration; it's an elixir for the thrill-seekers, the trendsetters, and the ones who live life on the edge. Why Risk a Sip of Danger Water? Perilously Pure: Extracted from the clandestine depths of nature, our dihydrogen monoxide is undeniably daring. Brace yourself for a hydration experience that's as pure as it is audacious. Cheeky to the Core: With a name like Danger Water, prepare for a tidal wave of cheekiness. Our branding doesn't just push the envelope – it sends it soaring into the stratosphere of sass. Eco-Boldness: Packaged in 100% recyclable materials, Danger Water is for those who care about the planet as much as they love a good jest. It's the eco-conscious choice with a side of cheek. Unleash the Molecule of Mischief: Crystal-Clear Recklessness: Danger Water offers a crispness that'll send shivers down your spine, reviving you from the mundane. Versatile Vagabond: Whether you're navigating the urban sprawl or scaling treacherous peaks, Danger Water is your loyal sidekick, ready to add a splash of excitement to every endeavor. Embrace the H2Oh-No: This is more than water; it's a statement. A bold proclamation that you're not just living – you're thriving on the brink of exhilaration. Are You Bold Enough? Take the plunge into the realm of Danger Water and redefine what it means to hydrate. It's not just about quenching thirst; it's about quenching a thirst for life. Add Danger Water to your cart and let every sip remind you that in a world of dihydrogen monoxide, you choose to be dangerously hydrated.