Wiggity What! A Soda PoP Factory in Sturgeon Falls!

Nestled on the West side of Sturgeon Falls The Jester's Wonder Emporium's artisanal soda branch "Go for a Soda!" is a cheeky startup specializing in the artisanal creation of unique, all-natural soda pops, teas and all sorts of other delicious beverages.  A place where Spinal Tap meets Thai Energy Drink - Our focus is on providing a healthier alternative to conventional soft drinks by using the finest local ingredients—maple syrup, honey —straight from West Nipissing's bees and trees. 

Our Mission: Ingredient Responsibility 

At Go for a Soda! our mission is to create beverages that not only tantalize your taste buds but also support local producers and promote a healthier lifestyle.  We believe in the power of nature's sweetness and are committed to bringing joy and refreshment to every can we produce. 

WE PASTURIZE - NO CHEMICAL PRESERAVTIVES!

Our dedication to natural ingredients means avoiding processed sugars and unpronounceable artificial additives, making our beverages better for you on top of DELICIOUS!   Yah fer sure our ingredient costs are 15 times the other guys and we are 1/10000 their size – add all this up and you got a product made with passion and love by dedicated dreamers fighting to create Northern food security through local production and processing. 

The Jester Soda Pop Delights: 

SAP Soda: Maple and Vanilla - The taste of the sugarbush in every bubbly sip. Experience the delightful blend of rich maple syrup and smooth vanilla, capturing the essence of the West Nipissing sugarbush. 

 

Luc’s BeeOtches Honey Soda: Pure Honey – The 3 Ingredient Soda Pop, It BEE delicious! A simple yet delicious soda made with just three ingredients, highlighting the pure, natural sweetness of West Nipissing honey. 

Danger Water: Delicious Di-Hydrogen Monoxide with a generous dose of Carbon Dioxide,  ** a beverage so HARDCORE it has "Di" in the name twice. ** We turned the dial to “11 “on this one - an extreme exhilarating carbonated water experience that’s as refreshing as it is daring. 

 

Cottonmouth Thirstslayer Tango Tea: *ENERGY DRINK* Brewed Yerba Mate with Haskap: Real Yerba Mate energy brew to add some jazz to any getup and getdown danceparty! Energize your day with this bold and lively tea, infused with real Yerba Mate to give you that extra pep in your step. *ENERGY DRINK* 

 

C&C Fish Factory Abandon Ship Tea: A deliciously refreshing Northern Sweet Tea.  A crisp and refreshingly sweet and tart, perfect for cooling down and enjoying the great outdoors.  NOTE*Drink this beverage while fishing – increases fish interest by ++200%++! Scientifically Proven!! Research Analysis available directly from Cohen and Colton. 

Our Commitment: 

Community Focus: We pride ourselves on our direct relationship with local ingredient producers. By sourcing honey and maple syrup from the sugar bush, we support West Nipissing Producers and ensure the highest quality for our products. Our Production Plant is at 2 Craig Street (just off Cache Bay Rd) and our delivery catchment basin is between Sudbury, North Bay and Timmins! 

How to Sell our Soda Pop! 

We invite you to become a part of our growing network of retailers and share in the joy of offering unique, health-conscious tasty beverages to your customers. For info find your way to the "Supplier sign-up" page.

danceparty@thejesterswonderemporium.com

Head Office @ 218 Main Street, Sturgeon Falls

Plant @ 2 Craig Street, Sturgeon Falls Plant

Switchboard #: 705-840-0239